We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!
Teacher: What’s the longest word in the English language?
Pupil: Smiles – because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Adult
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and has started growing in the middle
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